Our Little Adventures

San Francisco| 20 years old| Supernatural and Harry Potter| This beautiful little girl stole my heart May 4th, 2014 I called her Ellena 💕| You can simply call me Jess❤️

sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

(via brianabanhart)

sassyirony:

penis people get orgasms in their sleep and random boners but vag folks get to bleed out of their orfices once a month for 4-12 days from the time they’re a preteen until they’re old and crusty how is that fair

(via jor-done)

ryanvallejo:

korralight:

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okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick

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exists

i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick

(Source: flame-o, via jor-done)

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

(via nadiadreamsss)

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via agreatunkindness)

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via fosssil)

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian, via sleepyheadblues)

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